by Shygirl152 September 10, 2020
Get the roped mug.Dude 1: "Hey dude, that pimple on your chin looks especially big today"
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."
by Angsty Steph September 25, 2020
Get the Ripe Day mug.Wee mental davey went to the arcades and spent his disability on the tuppeny nudger and lost it all. The chubby, blonde, female worker commented 'Ripeth done' at the end of wee mental daveys tether. Wee mental davey isn't having this and throws a handful of five pence pieces at blonde chubster. Obviously, chubster goes pure Ford Estate squawking words only Seagulls understand whilst davey's going absolutely acka, uncontrollable at this point, I feel like I'm going to have to walk away and deal with this. David no, you're too strong no daaaavid nooooo
by Wee mental phil November 8, 2020
Get the ripeth done mug.Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"
Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."
Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."
Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"
Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."
Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."
Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar January 14, 2021
Get the Ripe mug.Smelling like dog shit left out on a hot summer day. Someone who smells ripe probably hasn’t bathed in a week and has the BO that could kill your grandmother.
Go take a shower with your ripe ass.
by VaItieI January 18, 2021
Get the Ripe mug.Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.
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