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Tumbling Depression

When you are half crippled from depression. A level up from Crippling Depression.
"Yo man, my mom got tumbling depression cause there weren't noodles at Walmart."
by Random but not really November 30, 2017
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Crippling Depression

You.
by Ido1134 December 5, 2017
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period depression

When your period first hits and you become extremely depressed and text people like drunk texting but period depression texting .... it ends bad
So I had this guy blocked but I completely lost all strength and unblocked him while going through some hard core period depression.
by Lil cunt January 3, 2018
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visual depression

When anything looks depressed or just not satisfying to the eye.
Billy over there lost his phone and is now looking for it like a stupid person, that's visual depression am I right?
by He...hehither April 24, 2018
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mileven depression cure

To find the mileven depression cure, you have to binge watch stranger things about 011 or 353 times. It's about eating eggo® waffles while finding Will. If after that you'll not undepressed, watch mileven edits on YouTube so you can cry even more. Actually, there's no cure to the mileven depression. If you really want to know, ask the mind flayer.
I can't find the mileven depression cure, can you open an eggo® box for me?
by itsfinnwolfhardbae February 7, 2018
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violent depression sex

The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.

Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).
"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.
by Decan Gray May 7, 2018
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Mini depression

A short term problem with the characteristics of depression but you have no idea how you go from your normal self to this state
I have developed a mini depression and I don’t know why
by J Slasher June 2, 2018
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