to pull an autovortex

1. the attempt at replicating others successes to then miserably fail

2. getting help from the top in domain to no results

A: Wow, even with that 1:1 copy of the world champion's routine he couldn't win.
B: He really tried to pull an autovortex didn't he...

by sketchman August 4, 2020

Pulled a Sanford

disappeared, awol, leaving no information for family or work, lying about your whereabouts

(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)

After she told him she was pregnant with his child, he dun pulled a sanford.

by xtinalam.com June 25, 2009

pull a caitlin

The last hit on a marijuana pipe when someone sucks in all the ash and are thereby the subject of shame and ridicule.

Did she just pull a Caitlin? No, she's just suckin him off!

by Bhutan September 30, 2011

Pulling an ashli

Telling someone to not do something, then doing it yourself like a little cunt basket

girl: "don't drink alcohol, it's not good for you"
guy: "alright, fine"

girl : *drinks alcohol, thus begins to act retarded and fucked up*
guy: "are you drunk?"
girl: "yes"
guy: "damn, you really be pulling an ashli"

by c1lk June 29, 2019

pulling an akg

Saying something moronic all of your friends will leave you for sure.

"Who is George Washington?"
"Oh great he's pulling an akg."

by Jimmy922 September 28, 2017

Pull a Mab

To constantly be lacking change or enough money to purchase small items of low value when others go to the store for you, then conveniently forgetting to give the little amount back or assuming that since it is a small amount the lender does not want it back or will forget about it.

Did he give you your 2$ back for the lotto tickets we bought as a group last week ? No he pulled a Mab and pretended he forgot. I hate people who pull a Mab

by Joe Milosovich November 30, 2006

Pulling A Kelsy

Getting back with the same girl multiple times (2+) because you can't make up your mind and say "no" because you have no spine and won't listen to your friends when they tell you it's a bad idea. Also known as the "Lucas" or the "Chilean Chastity Belt"

Andrè: "Yo ma nigga, what's up with Luke?"

Josh:"Nigga, he pulling a Kelsy up in this shit."

Dereck: "You mean a Chilean chastity belt?"

Isie: "HA GAY!"

by LucasDontDoThis April 23, 2014