one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

pretty

A girl named Crimson Fae

Omg Crimson is so pretty

by UGLY ROACH May 26, 2021

witty & pretty

facebook page wittypretty2012
basically a page devoted to life as a woman....and created to be a way for women to vent anonymously about things they love and hate....possibly offensive twisted humor...

not intended to offend/please anyone but to make light of the not so easy situations while creating some laughter

you can post pics links whatever isn't directly offensive related to race, weight, culture or aimed at weakening anyones self esteem....

Them witty & pretty bitches kick ass :D

by witty1pretty2 June 17, 2012

Pretty

My girlfriend

“What does pretty mean?”
“My girlfriend”

by Asshat19 February 7, 2023

Pretty Pig

The phrase used to describe an average to bad looking person you keep around for personal amusement.

Guy 1: "What's going on with you and Jasmine? You two seem awfully close wouldn't you say?"

Guy 2: "Its nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig"

by Jacoab Manning the II June 4, 2021

pretty boy killer

when a boy is so pretty that his looks can kill aka jung wooyoung of ateez

hey did u see that new video?

oh yeah wooyoung is a total pretty boy killer

by sunwoofilmz July 9, 2021

Guy pretty

When a girl is seen as being pretty or beautiful in a guys eyes. Whereas girl pretty is when a girl can be considered really pretty by other girls but guys do not find her attractive. A girl can be both, but often if she refers to herself as girl pretty it’s usually because guys do not find her attractive even though she is in other girls opinions.

“Did you see Jenna wore ribbons in her hair today?”

“She’s so girl pretty, guys don’t like that shit.”

“Really? I’ve always thought she was guy pretty.”

by ur_local-jit November 16, 2023