pooling

1. (verb) To scroll so long your brain seems to leak out through your ears and lay in a damp pool around you.

2. (noun) pooler

Tone is usually self-depricating or mildly derogatory.

1. Guys I'm pooling right now.
1. He's been pooling for hours...one of us should say something, right?
1. Stop pooling you need to lock-in!

2. He's actually such a pooler.

by Squid_girl2 June 3, 2025

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Chlamydia pool party

When you and your ex are having sex with each other and also other people

I don’t know if I can have sex with her anymore man she’s having a chlamydia pool party

by NothinbutAsh February 22, 2020

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Mental Health Pool

A pool made of Lava that you sit back and relax in to gain mental health

We decided to rest in the mental health pool to relax

by Soro__ March 30, 2022

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Cess (Pool)

Where sewage in the metaphorical and literal sense of the word goes to meet.

Lets Cess (Pool) at Leonie tomorrow!

by Chief Cess Executive March 10, 2021

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Pooled

When a girl is texting you, but all she wants to do is play 8 ball.

Nate: “Bro this girl keeps leading me on....”
Cam: “Just don’t get pooled man”

by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019

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pool pals

When you and your buddy are with your girlfriends unknowingly having sex simultaneously in your brothers pool while him and the rest of his friend group are also in the pool.

Mike and Brennan didn’t even know that they were pool pals until years later

by Mikethemike81 August 5, 2020

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