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Prison Pony 

I went to the zoo and saw a prison pony.
Prison Pony by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2022

Sink The Pony 

I'm going over Hayley's tonight. Gonna sink the pony.
Sink The Pony by DaveyQ August 24, 2010

Ride That Pony

Same as above, but slightly cleaner.

Alternate lyrics:

Come along and ride my pony,
Come along and ride my pony,
Come along and ride my pony,
This is how we do it.

see above lyrics and sing to whatever tune you wish
(I often use the 1 little, 2 little, 3 little lady bugs tune). Instead of using Ride That Pony, use ride my pony.

Jugemu jugemu goko no surikire kaijarisuigyo no suigyomatsu unraimatsu furaimatsu ku neru tokoro ni sumu tokoro yabura koji no bura koji paipo-paipo paipo no shuringan shuringan no gurindai gurindai no ponpokopi no ponpokona no chokyumei no chosuke 

A)Scar's full name is Fullmetal Alchemist
B)Longest name in the world
C)Appeared in a folktale where some parents have a kid, but they dont know what to name the kid, so they chose this wicked long name
Jugemu jugemu goko no surikire kaijarisuigyo no suigyomatsu unraimatsu furaimatsu ku neru tokoro ni sumu tokoro yabura koji no bura koji paipo-paipo paipo no shuringan shuringan no gurindai gurindai no ponpokopi no ponpokona no chokyumei no chosuke, wake up!
Noun. Verb. Dreams. Desires. Hopes. Sandwich. However your heart interprets...
1. Dude, that was totally side-pony!
2. I was going to do my annual report report...but got side-ponied by Christian.
3. My brother is such a side-pony.
When she walks that pontoon's ass looks like two bulldogs trying to fight their way out of a bag
Pontoon by Gabe Benitez July 18, 2011