South Pole Surprise

When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.
"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."
by yakeyT July 23, 2019
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Ernest Poling

Cute , Nice , Country Boy , Kaitlins Boyfriend , Sweet , Charming , Cuddly , Etc <3
Beka : Omg he is such a ernest poling.

Reba : I know right!
by Southsidethief August 02, 2021
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mole pole

by Dax patterson January 18, 2024
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Pole Class

Selling handjobs while wearing elbow-length white satin gloves.
Had my first pole class tonight and it totally kicked my butt!
by literate_white_trash April 24, 2015
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Glad Pole

Mark presented his glad pole to Ruth and she promptly took him to the bone zone.
by Markus_Aurelius22 June 17, 2022
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Lodge Poled

The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.
Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”

Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”

“Well.”

“How well?”

“I got lodge poled.”

“Nice.”
by MacReady95 June 12, 2023
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north pole status

When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole
The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.
by Tara Sugimoto August 03, 2013
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