Pirate juice.

RUM.

"WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE?!?!"

Pirate juice.

by tehbirdmang October 13, 2011

Hoot The Pirate

A fine owl with a big dick and a very large amount of wisdom. Generally likes too hang with other owl babes constantly and fuck them. He likes to play world of tanks.

"Hoot The Pirate the owl had fucked an owl babe last night with his big dick."

by Hoot The Pirate August 15, 2017

Crimson Pirate

A guy Who has sex with a girl while she is on her period

Dude, Last night I was totally a Crimson Pirate.

by ukilledmyhope May 23, 2007

butt pirate

One who pillages for booty, and goes "argh"

Beth is a butt pirate.

by AlRigoberto January 1, 2007

Pirate radio

As Below/above

A radio on a Pirate ship
A radio station hoasted by a pirate

Turn on the radio Blackbeards on right about now

by UnShavenMonkey March 17, 2005

crack pirate

When a crack dealer owns everything in your house and sets up shop in it. To Take over all your possessions in exchange for crack.

Man Bills got a problem. He lost all his shit to crack pirates. They got all his shit.

by Chief rain maker July 15, 2014

Screen Pirate

Someone who is trying to look at your phone/computer screen while you are messaging, texting or emailing another person.

"Um.. Hello!! Don't be a screen pirate and keep your eyes off mine!"

by scotteric April 17, 2016