pant melons

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.

Pant Melons McGee

by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010

Subway Pants

The pants you wear on the subway that your crazy friend makes you take off before sitting on their bed.

" take off those subway pants before you sit on my bed"

by Nopants1234786 August 16, 2017

high pants

a man that wonders all day in yories pants, then they call over linkin dirt with his umbrella

1. daniel is going to be a high pants, but he already is

2. hey uve seen high pants latly, yeah he hangs out at the rat infested store larry'es with that beaner loranzo,sophia, rebbeca, yorie, eqnalodo and zoo bars brother

by rats.org March 1, 2009

Cheesy pants

Dirty old track pants that have seen some years. Grey, charcoal, or black sweat pants are the standard so the orange stains from eating cheesies hungover on a Sunday afternoon are highlighted. They only need to be washed twice a month maximum and you've had the best years of your life in those bad boys.

I was rockin' cheesy pants all friggin' day watching trailer park boys because I was 10/10 drunk last night.

by Ronronbojangles April 26, 2016

little pants

a term to refer to men engaging in the (forbidden) act of expressing and/or experiencing emotions. Oftentimes, this manifests in a manner that would be considered socially acceptable of a woman. Contrary to other pejorative terms, it does not carry a derogatory connotation.

antonym — 'big boy pants'
EM, reviewed AA

you sure you wanna watch the movie? you might get little pants, i know i'll have to put mine on
sorry, i'm just having a little pants moment👖

by funky duck. July 19, 2022

Desk pants

Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.

Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.

Bro- you smell.

Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.

by That IT Nerd September 6, 2017

Poopy Pants

Pants you wear when you skin and eat young children.

“Lucas has his poopy pants on today, watch out.”

by Nuclear Fart 24 August 18, 2020