Big Toilet

Whenever a situation can be linked to a downward sprial of actions leading to the ruin of a person,place, or event.

Giving him a back massage led to hugging, kissing, sex and me breaking up with my boyfriend; all in all it was just a Big Toilet.

by KarmaO_o June 03, 2006

toilet mint

To be in the act of prairie dogging. But while in the act, to take a mint and stick it in your anus. When done shitting, ravage through the mess to find the mint. Proceed to eat it. Also resulting in a nicely scented toilet.

Dude, last night was awesome! I decided to toilet mint, and stuck the mint in my sister's mouth!

by bmeclass May 07, 2010

Toilet Pimp

1. Someone who purposefully 'pimps' their toilet to achieve their maximum seepage discharge rate.

"Oh no! I am constipated! I'll have to pimp my toilet!"

by Fish Plops November 17, 2004

Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.

Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!

by Merpish Man April 27, 2020

toilet paper

the white paper you wipe your bunghole with

toilet paper cleans my junk

by PudiesPie September 09, 2014

toilet tasker

One who performs multiple tasks while sitting on the toilet.

Girl 1: I was a total toilet tasker this morning.

Girl 2: How?

Girl 1: I took a crap while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.

Girl 2: You definitely are a toilet tasker.

by Moniscandal August 12, 2010

Toilet bounce

When stall after stall is flooded or stopped up and you keep entering and exiting until you find a stall you can comfortably take a dump in.

"Well if the janitors would do their damn job I wouldn't have to toilet bounce."

"I'm an avid toilet bouncer. If there's even toilet paper on the floor in the stall it's on to the next one."

by Stall Life for Days September 26, 2013