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toilet mint

To be in the act of prairie dogging. But while in the act, to take a mint and stick it in your anus. When done shitting, ravage through the mess to find the mint. Proceed to eat it. Also resulting in a nicely scented toilet.
Dude, last night was awesome! I decided to toilet mint, and stuck the mint in my sister's mouth!
by bmeclass May 6, 2010
mugGet the toilet mintmug.

Toilet Pimp

1. Someone who purposefully 'pimps' their toilet to achieve their maximum seepage discharge rate.
"Oh no! I am constipated! I'll have to pimp my toilet!"
by Fish Plops November 17, 2004
mugGet the Toilet Pimpmug.

toilet turkey

I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!
by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017
mugGet the toilet turkeymug.

Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.
Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!
by Merpish Man April 26, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

toilet tasker

One who performs multiple tasks while sitting on the toilet.
Girl 1: I was a total toilet tasker this morning.

Girl 2: How?

Girl 1: I took a crap while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.

Girl 2: You definitely are a toilet tasker.
by Moniscandal August 11, 2010
mugGet the toilet taskermug.

toilet drink

When a human or animal drinks water from a toilet
I accidentally took a toilet drink
Bad Kitty! No more toilet drink!
by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016
mugGet the toilet drinkmug.

skibidi toilet

the worst fucking word on the planet,straight from fucking hell,this is literally a fucking toilet with a head screaming out random words that people call a "meme" even though its not fucking funny,literally worse than the ohio meme because only 2 year old with no fucking braincells like it,has cringy characters in its series that people simp for,even people above 6 know its fucking cringe
2 year old with no braincells:abababsba

mom:awww look timmy is watching a video

dad:okay

2 year old with no braincells:skibidi bom bom bom yes yes skibi bombodi ni ni skibidi toilet sigma

dad:fuck this child im leaving
by ThisisACertifiedUDaccount October 31, 2023
mugGet the skibidi toiletmug.

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