Tea Pot Princess

The Tea pot Princess
When a person is spoiled, stuck up, or just plain stupid

Damn Teapot princess! YOU all are bullshitters all of YOu

by Kavi February 14, 2005

Two-Pot-Screamer

A person who has little tolerance for alcohol, in particular beer or lager. This can also develop over the years as you and your mates tolerance for "the pints" diminishes with age.

That Ruperts been bar boxing again. He's a bit of a two-pot-screamer.

by Martin austin December 30, 2004

surprise pot

To become high unexpectedly.

He forgot he ate those magic brownies and became suspect to surprise pot.

by Hosang Lee September 07, 2007

Pot of Jam

A honey. A sexy woman you would gladly trade your fine pot of jam, in return for sex.
Contractions include just saying the word jam when describing a hot person to another person with out said hot person becoming wise.

I'd fuck her for a pot of jam.

Damn! she's jam!

JAM!

by capslach June 09, 2013

crab pot

Where all the crabs go to get steamed!

Person 1: Hey, where you going tonight? (Person 1 is a crab)
Person 2: The crab pot! (Person 2 is also a crab or somesuch shellfish)

(Both are getting steamed)

by Eliot Rosewater January 05, 2008

Brewin' a fresh pot

The point in time where you realize that you'll need to take a dump in the next 5 to 10 minutes. About the same amount of time it takes to brew a fresh pot of coffee.

"Hey man, I gotta get going."
"Already?"
"Yeah, I'm brewin' a fresh pot."

by MikeBinIL April 17, 2009

crab pot

When you see a bunch of sunburnt people (usually tourists) together in one spot.

Dude 1 "Hey look at that crab pot there hundreds of em! the burnt buggers!"

Dude 2 "I'm hungry now"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 21, 2010