tree shui

like feng shui; having to have all your ornaments on your christmas tree in the right place to be aesthetically pleasing.

Guy 1: Dude, don't put too many snowman ornaments too close together.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: It messes up the tree shui, duh.

by tunaface02023 December 20, 2009

Tree Surgeon

a person who regulary engadges in sexual relationships with people who are fat.

He is such a Tree Surgeon!

A large person also known as a 'tree'

by Ben Jenkison May 14, 2008

almond tree

n. A tree producing the Almond Nut.
They are the single greatest threat to a shingle-based roof. Many people in Georgia suffer Virgin-Mary shaped water stains in their second-floor dining room because of leaks brought on by the Almond Tree.

"You better have someone come take a look at that leak. Even though it's shaped like the virgin Mary, it was probably caused by crocodiles or an Almond Tree!"

by CapnDik August 10, 2007

Tree Hugger

A person who is alone in life, but not a nerdy person. They love nature, because it treats them better than most people. Doesn't have many friends. If you see a Tree Hugger, comfort them.

Guy: "Dude, that guy is such a Tree Hugger!"

Girl: "I feel bad for him."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because he has to hug trees to get away from the pain of real people."

by GreenQueen14 July 17, 2014

Dirty Tree

A scottish slang word used to describe a blonde on camera.

Alleyoh is a Dirty Tree

by lunchie85 November 16, 2012

tree-of-heaven

A tree which consisting of several stems with long compound leaves protuding of each. Colloquially, sometimes called a ‘stink tree’ due to its strong distinguishing odor. Also called ‘tree of heaven’, with no hyphens.

The tree-of-heaven originated in China, and was brought to North America in the early 1800s. Here in the States, they seldom grow to a very large size, though in China they do more frequently.

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

Bean Tree

The bean tree can be seen at its full growth usually during the morning hours when first awaken. Previously known as the morning wood the been tree has an elongaded shaft and a bushy ball like foleage. The bean tree has been known to give mushroom tatoos and if the wind is just right a cock tap or two.

Why in gods name did you just kick me in the "bean tree."

Wood has a little "Bean Tree!"

There are four "been trees" in essex place 108

by Dan Costello March 15, 2005