A swamplike creature known for craw diving and bathing in mud that picks up nasty skank hoes for their crabs and rim jobs.
by hooker cat July 20, 2014
A kid who isn’t quite Dave, but, a much younger and smaller version of the big fella. A kid who likes Canadian girls and will sleep all day.
Mini Dave.
by Mini Dave November 21, 2020
by Kinglybirb April 14, 2022
An individual so sexually deviant he Jacks off in the ladies room, ask other guys if he can help them jack off, brags about jacking off with both hands to every guy at Davis College, and had sex with his own mom
by CrotchDocter87 July 22, 2019
by One night stand Dave March 03, 2017
A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
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