potato condom

It's when your dick is a big as fully-matured potato and no condom will dare to fit around it.

Yo bro this broad wants this potato condom.

by The One and Only What December 09, 2017

Undercover Potato

A potato on a mission
(please publish)

"Wait, you're the undercover potato!" screamed the kittens.

by Pigeon of the Rain November 04, 2019

Potato party

When you get the right kind of fucked up at a great party and have a great night

Today was a potato party unlike last weekend without llamas

by Jeef2998 May 31, 2018

Potato pc

totally crap pc

"gosh im tired of playing games on this potato pc!! time to buy a new one"

by brodoesntknowthemeaningof September 29, 2022

potato thot

A thot that looks like a potato but is such a thot they are SUCCessful

She's such a potato thot

by Gonzo1476 October 28, 2017

pukey potato

A name for a person with a big mole on his face. He flirts with everyone. Not to mention he is ugly and doesn’t like diarrhea. He is honestly the dumbest person ever.

PUKEY potato stalked me today.

by kessaismybestfriend December 30, 2017

Potato Horse

What I was referred to in my 3rd class.

1: Hi POTATO HORSE do you want some smarties?
2:Want my banana POTATO HORSE? (stop it dirty minded people)

by Potato Horse November 13, 2017