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Candy Sack

Balls. Junk. The stuff hanging from yer hips, if youre a guy. (or some girls too. All depends.) The male sex organs. They can sometimes be smelly.
Gays will find any excuse to lick the musky candy sack of another man, so now the gays are openly walking around with mistletoe strategically placed above their holly jollies in hopes that trains of suckling street homos will line up to give their package a peck under their zipper’s mistletoe. --christwire.org
by darthdinn December 27, 2011
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bungle sack

A long, stretchy, dangling scrotum
or
a woman's saggy breast
"My God, look at his horrible bungle sack!"

or

"Honey, get those bungle sacks out of my face!"
by Bozman August 11, 2006
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lol sack

a lol sack is a fictional organ that is used to define how funny something was, it is the most funny a thing can be. you would use this term in situations where you laughed so hard that your balls (or stomach ) started to hurt.
that was so funny, it felt like someone punched me in my lol sack!
by RolyatEornom June 28, 2011
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Sack Pubes

Pubic hair on a mans sack instead of his penis.
Wow you have a lot of sack pubes.
by Dick battling space unicorn December 6, 2010
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battle sack

a homosexual sex game/ fraternity hazing ritual. two men stand facing each other while fully naked. both men grab their penises and hold them against their stomachs while swinging and hitting each other with their respective nut sacks. the first person to get an erection loses. traditionally in the homosexual sex game the loser has to give the winner a blowjob but the game can also determine who is bottom, who's cleaning up after, etc. as a hazing ritual this helps determine eligibility for a frat by separating the "chill dudes" from the "gay fags". origin of this game is unknown and it is difficult to determine who partakes in the game most often.
(homosexual version)" hey kevin, wanna play battle sack? loser has to clean the sheets!"

(hazing ritual)"the pledges played battle sack last night. everyone was a chill dude except for kevin. hes a gay fag bro"
by sue donime August 20, 2013
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Poo-Sack

A bean bag, grey in colour, conspicuously marked, ie. with faecal stains as well as reproductive stains, that is over 15 years old.

It is essential to the achievement of saying the word "Naarnnnnggg correctly.
Man, I was over dere, sittin' on dat dere Poo-Sack when I saw sum quantum fyzix shit rite dere mandem, fook me!
by J-Wizzle-Wizzle January 17, 2010
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Goat sack

A goat sack is when a guy pulls his balls back between his legs and then closes his thighs around the sack then taking a picture of his ass with the protruding sack
woah man Jonah sent me a pic of his goat sack
by Dirtymike29 September 3, 2016
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