A condition one gets when they are so desperate for a boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are beyond merely "thirsty." Their mouth is figuratively as dry as the Mojave Desert.
Bro #1 "Man, that chick is thirsty! That's a turnoff bro!"
Bro#2 "Tell me about it, that chick has straight up Mojave Mouth! I thought I saw a tumble weed fall out!"
Bro#2 "Tell me about it, that chick has straight up Mojave Mouth! I thought I saw a tumble weed fall out!"
by Dutch McFly August 31, 2013
Get the Mojave Mouth mug.A man or a woman who is defined by a wide downturned fish mouth on their face. Literally un-escapable fish mouth.
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Get the Crocodile Mouth mug.When somebody makes a queef noise from their mouth.
Does not have to be sexual, can refer to any weird noised form the mouth.
Does not have to be sexual, can refer to any weird noised form the mouth.
by super_blumpkin April 26, 2010
Get the mouth queef mug.Term used to describe the pointless babble that comes out of the mouth of Professors with many degrees. Often followed by the denial of self-absorption.
"Today in class Dr. Sinclair rambled on for an hour explaining what we already know."
"It must be his Phd mouth."
"It must be his Phd mouth."
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