Monkey Monday

A Super Smash Bros festivity in that every monday, you must play as Donkey Kong, no matter the circumstances.

“Bro, are you really playing as Sephiroth right now? it’s Monkey Monday! you need to play as DK!”

by CrissMaster July 15, 2022

Grating the monkey

When one engages the act of Masturbation

Richard walked in on James Grating the monkey

by Misfiit April 6, 2011

Monkey Molesterer

A racist, Bunda licking monkey molesterer :rage: :rage:

Wendy you racist Monkey Molesterer !!!

by Tiny bunda November 15, 2021

varnished monkey

Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.

Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"
Sally: "Wow! You're a real varnished monkey!"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

Sludge monkey

A poop that has the consistancy of chillie the next morning after having a long night of drinking. its similer to beer shits but way way way worse.

"Dude Tom, last night was hella crazy and im hung over as shit how do you feel?"

"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.

by god sammit January 26, 2011

Pubic Monkeys

The undefined itchings from an untrimmed and unkempt pubic patch

Haroldes' been scratchin his crotch like he's got pubic monkeys

by Tapio July 16, 2008

Monkey Crusher

Meth pipe used to smoke crystal methamphetamine or meth

Don't forget to pickup a Monkey Crusher at the BP gas station.

by 8250 February 11, 2010