blindfold masturbation

A situation in which people put on blindfolds and masturbate people they cannot see.

The teacher lead a blindfold masturbation session with his students.

by 66991234 December 3, 2017

Keema & Masturbate Day

When Steak & Blowjob day goes horribly wrong...

Adam - "Did you get Steak & Blowjob last night?"

Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."

by Safali July 25, 2016

masturbation Legend

Someone who can masturbate secretly in public.

I'm a masturbation Legend because I got off in my CCD teacher's office.

by IDONTMIND June 11, 2016

Masturbation friend

Because you don't masturbate with normal friends... that would be weird

Yesterday I had a great evening with my masturbation friends

by Jonhspyro December 22, 2019

masturbation betrayal

When you and a partner agree not to masturbate until a certain date but they do it anyway and make you aware of them breaking the promise.

David: “Gonna beat my meat, gonna beat my meat”
Me: “David!! That’s masturbation betrayal!”

by Spittingstraightfacts January 2, 2020

masturbation meditation

A deep state of mind that allows you to cum with nothing touching your dick/vagina.

Masturbation meditation

by Reagulayte January 3, 2020

Masturbate

What the fuck is wrong with you jackoffs get a girlfriend already

I masturbate because im lonely

by 5Skin not 4Skin January 9, 2020