locking on

When a man passes his point-of-no return during sexual intercourse, and knows he's going to come.

"Slow down, John, you're going to come"
"Too late, Jane, I'm locking on"

by Nested Elevator November 19, 2016

box locker

the female equivalent of a cock blocker

Bev: "I like Paul."
John: "You can't hook up with him!"
Bev: "Stop being such a box locker."

by douwannaeffingcookie February 7, 2008

Crisis Lock Down Mode

When someone throws a shitfit at the house after his or her significant other leaves without saying goodbye. Commonly found within close-nit families and popular parties.

Guy 1: Dude, don't leave me now, bro.

Guy 2: Watch me... watch me take this ass down the road!
Guy 1: NO. If you do that, Gloria is gonna throw a shitfit and the house is gonna go into crisis lock down mode.

by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011

clit locket

When a girl is not in the mood for her clit to be pleasured with.

Girl: I had a bad day and I don't want want my clit rubbed

Guy: Stop being a clit locket !

by WeirdererDefine November 18, 2011

Murphy's locker

The likelihood that when you select a locker (usually at gym) that someone will need to access the locker above, next to, or under the one you are using.

Gym Rat One: "Are you waiting for something?"
Gym Rat Two: "Yeah, my locker is below yours."
Gym Rat One: "What are the odds of that considering there are probably 100 in this locker room?"
Gym Rat One: "It's called Murphy's locker. Good workout?"

by pauldonyc October 27, 2011

G-LocK

G-LocK is a so called gang that comes from the square there code names consist of fucked up names that start with the letter G and they all think that theyre hard because they have SOME black in them. although some of them look like they are white and that they are 3
the name G-LocK comes from the gun called a GLOCK (please refer to glock and then you will see how much of a life g lock really doesnt have)

gonzo
glaze
ghost
gibbet
gprime
gazelle
gready
etc.

by Chantal February 14, 2005

Lock Legion

A joke by the clockcrew. The lock Legion mainly consisted of members of ClockCrew that wanted to mess around

Hey Leek! I'm Going to Join teh Lock Legion cause it's funnah.

by BroccoliClock August 20, 2003