Kelly and intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as football and when he’s not talking about football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and nothing about everything.
Question ‘do you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is over there bending that poor souls ear about football - I won’t even mind but that guy is a gymnast
Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football
It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’
Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football
It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’
by drunkenlobbo May 28, 2023
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A "dirty Kelly" is when you go out in public completely naked late at night with a girl who doesn't mind having sex on the hood of your car, a park bench, or the neighbor's trampoline.
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Oliver kelly is cricketer that lives and breathes the sport. Unfortunately for him he cant hit one off the square. The only bad thing about Oliver getting out is you then have to put up with his BS in the sheds until the team is rolled.
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