Jumped in my Grave

The act of highjacking someones seat without their knowledge, usually when they are hitting the shitter.

Dude, I got to take a dump and come back and you jumped in my grave!

by BT3100 April 23, 2010

White Guys Jumping

a very humorous Oxymoron

hey did you see white guys jumping? looks like someone mustve bought a trampoline

by nig00h May 16, 2006

jump off the g4

get off my dick, command for dick riders to dismount the g4

1) Caz: "Then fools stay jockin my shit"

Al: "Tell them niggas jump off the g4"

by caz money August 8, 2007

jumping the plasma grenade

Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.

His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013

Jumping Cheese Stick

The new slang term for a blonde person who jumps up and down way too much at football games, homecoming dances, etc,...

It also means "A stupid blonde person that jumps too much"

Girl 1: "Ben is such a jumping cheese stick, god!"

Girl 2: "eh ma gawd i know right?! I will never date a jumping cheese stick!"

by VSpell957 November 6, 2011

mad air jump

When you swing back and forth on a swing then on your final swing out you release and propel your body forward and away and try to retain your balance as you land on the ground.

Crazy Johnny did a mad air jump off the swing and when he landed on his conchy joe butt.

by conchy joe April 30, 2014

Gucci Baby Jump

A usage of the famous street wear slang Gucci to indicate that a situation or problem is sorted or will be sorted to perfection and that one may throw away all their worries and enjoy.

Tom : "I can't take it anymore man"
Joe: "It's okay I stole some cash"
Tom: "Really? "
Joe : "Yeah, Gucci Baby Jump!"

by guccishadesnohat May 8, 2019