July 14

the day where you ask your tiktok crush out and they can’t say no

its july 14

by Antiikevo July 13, 2022

julie parrish

Can be known as a captain save a hoe or bro. Always down for her ppl and can flip just as much shit to anyone as any of the jokesters around. Can also sum up the definition to be as simple as the most realest nd awesomeness friend one can ask for so if you ever meet julie parrish your a lucky fucker

Man i needa find me a julie parrish kinda friend not one these busta ass snohomish county fucks

by Thelilnigga22 October 22, 2017

July 1st

Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.

by Krifmas June 28, 2021

july 1st

the day all kinnies will die.

i will snipe all of them.
who am i?
:)

person 1: yo what day is it?
person 2: july 1st... wait, didn't you say you kinned komaeda ?
person 1: yeah why?
person 2: im so sorry

by lsdmdnnnjjjs October 16, 2019

July 9th

july 9th is national ask a girl out

ex

boy:hey it’s july 9th yk what that means

girl:no what dose it mean
boy:will you be my girlfriend

by hotterthanurmom November 03, 2021

July 7

National Give A Blowjob Day (United States)

“Can I give you a blowjob? It’s July 7”

“Sure, whatever.”

by Aliyah289 July 06, 2023

July 26th

This is a baddie holiday! You already know it’s Leo season, so you’re automatically #1! You radiant confidence and light! you’re a sweetheart, but you have a side you like to hide from others. You are the life of the party and people either want to walk with you or hate on you. Only the

“When’s Kiwi birthday?”
“july 26th”

“damnnnn, no wonder she a boss. I’m tryna get like her”

by kiwizzles November 26, 2021