Not Jess

Means any person named Jess or Jessica will not do anything you try and make her do.

Patch - " Hey Jess pass me the ketchup."
Jess - " Not Jess."

by Yung Patch November 25, 2016

Jess

Jess is the type of girl who when you look at her it makes your whole day brighten up. See I her smile is like seeing the light and the end of a tunnel. She’s the most beautiful girl. Although she can be a bitch at times she is also very giving, and try’s to see the good in people. She wonders why the world revolves around food and love. But she wants both tremendously.....

1. Who’s that cutie

2. Jess.

1. Ah I understand

by Linda marsh September 25, 2018

Jesse

Jesse is a bad ass dude with an additude. A Jesse does not just have a hot personality but is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!

He isn't the type of guy that men want to be and women want to date, no. He is the type of guy that every man and woman wants to date. If a Jesse were to be gay, he could make any strength man date him. That's just how BEAUTIFUL he is.

Stacey:"Yeah. That's the new guy. Jesse, I think."
Jesse walks by.
Chad:"I think I'm gay!"

by Little Green Spider August 11, 2021

Jess Conte

shes a great rode model to follow

blessed with great christian qualities

will fight for you because shes got common sense and wisdo

Jess Conte might be a lot smarter than you think

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Jesse

Goes in the oven and comes out hot. Has really nice arms and legs to match. Knows Steve Irwin isn’t even Thai.

“Did that just come out of the oven hot?” “Yeah, must be a Jesse.”

by Jessesgirl619 July 16, 2022

Jesse Schoolmester

Talking to multiple girls at a time only to get nudes, but when he really is into someone in a real way it's "different"

Girl: Im talking to Johnny
Girl 2: He's such a Jesse Schoolmester

by BobbyRossy October 21, 2017

Jesse el huevon

This special human being can be seen as one of the best strikers in lions football club history. Give him the ball and witness greatness like never before.

Furthermore, it is a cocky annoying human who thinks it can mess about with anyone and do what it wants without getting hit and then gets scared.
Lastly, a Jesse is a massive simp to the female race and is a massive playboy.

Yesterday I saw a Jesse el huevon play a game of 5-a-side and it was the most amazing moment of my life.

by Simpinggod March 11, 2020