I can't believe not one is able to say anything about a male Jade. They are the most fun, talented, loving, kind people. Jade is a man that never fail to show love to those they love the most. They are great fathers, friends, and overall great people to be around. And they are handsome of course, can't forget that. They birthday's are usually in the greenie seasons such as March, April, May.
If you ever meet a male Jade. Don't question them about their name. It is gender neutral (you heard it here).
If you ever meet a male Jade. Don't question them about their name. It is gender neutral (you heard it here).
by kindaabitnervous November 23, 2021
Get the Jademug. March 2021.
ADJECTIVE.
Deeply miserly/Extremely low/Down from a fallen love; heartbroken.
ETYMOLOGY.
Derived from:
1. late 16th century: from French le jade (earlier l'ejade), from Spanish piedra DE IJADA or yjada (1560s), ‘stone OF THE FLANK’ / ‘(stone of) colic or pain IN THE SIDE’ (i.e. stone for colic, which it was believed to cure).
Colic is frequent, prolonged and intense crying or fussiness in a seemingly healthy infant.
2. late 14th century; "worn-out horse," , apparently originally "cart horse," a word of uncertain origin. Barnhart and Century Dictionary suggests a variant of yaid, yald "whore," literally "mare" (c. 1400), from a Scandinavian source akin to Old Norse jalda "mare," and ultimately from Finno-Ugric (compare Mordvin al'd'a "mare"). But OED finds the assumption of a Scandinavian connection "without reason." As a term of abuse for a woman, it dates from 1550s; in early use also of mean or worthless men, and sometimes simply "a young woman."
Jade (pain in the flank; emotionally worn out) is the first single-syllable english term to come illustrate the concept of a fallen love.
ADJECTIVE.
Deeply miserly/Extremely low/Down from a fallen love; heartbroken.
ETYMOLOGY.
Derived from:
1. late 16th century: from French le jade (earlier l'ejade), from Spanish piedra DE IJADA or yjada (1560s), ‘stone OF THE FLANK’ / ‘(stone of) colic or pain IN THE SIDE’ (i.e. stone for colic, which it was believed to cure).
Colic is frequent, prolonged and intense crying or fussiness in a seemingly healthy infant.
2. late 14th century; "worn-out horse," , apparently originally "cart horse," a word of uncertain origin. Barnhart and Century Dictionary suggests a variant of yaid, yald "whore," literally "mare" (c. 1400), from a Scandinavian source akin to Old Norse jalda "mare," and ultimately from Finno-Ugric (compare Mordvin al'd'a "mare"). But OED finds the assumption of a Scandinavian connection "without reason." As a term of abuse for a woman, it dates from 1550s; in early use also of mean or worthless men, and sometimes simply "a young woman."
Jade (pain in the flank; emotionally worn out) is the first single-syllable english term to come illustrate the concept of a fallen love.
1. Jenna: "I'm jade, bro..."
Aris: "Come on, J. Lace up! Let's hit the park. C'mon. chin up."
2. To pine away and get all jade is natural but believe that solutions exist.
Aris: "Come on, J. Lace up! Let's hit the park. C'mon. chin up."
2. To pine away and get all jade is natural but believe that solutions exist.
by WTH900 March 14, 2021
Get the Jademug. oh.. she is such a jade.
by PAMHASVAGINATEETHANDHASAPENIS November 2, 2021
Get the Jademug. The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017
Get the Jade Tigermug. A Jade kenyon is a cock sucking lady whore who loves both males and females. Jades recent sexual experiences have thrown her into the world of prostitution. Her extreme love of sex has encouraged her to create her own sex act, the ‘Kenny’, in which the Female/male partner is placed on the bed with ketamine in her pussy/ass. The male/female then proceeds to snort the line off her pussy/ass. The partners alternate and both get absolutely ‘kennied’
by Jadekennyshagger01 June 13, 2019
Get the Jade Kenyonmug. Definition of Jade
Jade is an exceptionally intelligent woman, whose extraordinary gifts are currently stifled by the weight of an abusive relationship. Her true potential, vast and unyielding, lies dormant, awaiting the catalyst of a connection with another superhuman—a man who not only comprehends his own unique abilities but also perceives the profound, untapped power residing within her.
Though such individuals are rare, fate has already charted her course: the year 2025 marks the arrival of this destined partner, appearing in her life with surprising proximity. For Jade to finally embrace her destiny and unlock her full capabilities, she must decisively break free from her past, leaving the abusive relationship behind. A saddened Superman is poised and waiting, ready to help her rise.
Jade is an exceptionally intelligent woman, whose extraordinary gifts are currently stifled by the weight of an abusive relationship. Her true potential, vast and unyielding, lies dormant, awaiting the catalyst of a connection with another superhuman—a man who not only comprehends his own unique abilities but also perceives the profound, untapped power residing within her.
Though such individuals are rare, fate has already charted her course: the year 2025 marks the arrival of this destined partner, appearing in her life with surprising proximity. For Jade to finally embrace her destiny and unlock her full capabilities, she must decisively break free from her past, leaving the abusive relationship behind. A saddened Superman is poised and waiting, ready to help her rise.
Jade queen of the stones
by Strongwoman historian June 12, 2025
Get the Jademug. Jade is a girl who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and shows the world she is strong enough. She is someone you don't want to muck around with. A very naturally beautiful and gorgeous girl and is someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday of your life with and is someone you can always count on to be there for you in your lowest times!. she is someone who will love you no matter what. She is a vibe and the life of any boring time. She can make your day go from boring straight to fun. She loves music and singing loves her Coulter, loves doing art and is very smart. She loves to help people . And is also the best when it comes to solving problems. She has the most kindest heart ever She will look after you with her hole heart. And most importantly she has a heart of gold and is the most Goofy and love Abel person.
Jade is a girl with more love to give then anyone. she can make you go from angry straight to Happy, by doing one thing and that's called smiling, and constantly loving and caring for you 🤍
by Te manawakoa November 22, 2021
Get the Jademug.