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Jacob Hernandez

Jacob Moises Hernandez is name for those of very high intellect. While he may seem shy at first he really and I mean really shows his weird side. Some say he’s the funniest, smartest and most Mexican guy ever. While those statements may be true he can also come off as a dickhead. He’s can turn most shitty situations into a happy one but at the same time he can also ruin friendships in an instant because of the simple fact that he really don’t give a shit sometimes.
Guy 1: Wow! Did you hear what Jacob Hernandez did!?
Guy 2: Are you talking about how he got a 1600 on the SAT or how he told Brad to fuck off in front of everyone yesterday?
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Jacob bush

A big ass fucker-bitch with a 16.3 inch cock
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jacob v

A nice sorta bloke that likes to show off his big black truck. Although sometimes mostly a dick-head for not attending special events or social gatherings, possibly due to COD or other stupid games, there is a tendency to come back to being his friend or else he will hold a grudge forever, especially if you break his special 40cm ruler or steal/take/borrow his bag from Bio class and hide it somewhere else. Overall, a top bloke.
"I'm at Blitz". "Oh, you must be a Jacob V!"
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lily + jacob

They are the best couple people ooks at them as the mum and dad of the group they tend to not take anything too seriously and just giggle at everything. Although when they need to be they can be very serious but, they dont let the serious situations go on for too long. They also never argue just bicker! Its the best relationship you could want. Jacob doesnt realise how attractive he is but lily is there to remind him that he is.Honestly couldnt get a better relationship. Jacob is also really protective and stops Lily from getting in bad situations
lily + jacob =<3
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jacob zaiser

Do u no Jacob Zaiser?
Yeah he’s a beaut
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Jacob Bertand

The most wonderful human being, star of kirby buckets, the best person alive, happy 21 buddy
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