jizz monkey

Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,

2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey

3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.

4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.

“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

Jizz Monkey

A person who likes cum a bit too much..

Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey

by Staklar September 22, 2020

Jizz Hat

Cumming in underwear and pulling it over someones head

I gave Corey a jizz hat

by Yespacito III December 25, 2019

Plant Jizz

The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.

Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!

by Plant fucker March 3, 2021

Jizz olympics

An underground competitive sport played by either men or women where a party of 6 or more competitors play various games involving guzzling, shooting, snorting, swimming and ingesting semen.

Where you there for the jizz olympics? Nah homie I was chilling with your wife

by aldini-thegreat May 16, 2018

jizz hands

Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.

Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.

by 508gang June 26, 2017

jizz biscuit

kinda simple, you jizz in a biscuit and make your s/o eat it.

"hey, honey come try this jizz biscuit." then you proceed to feed it to her.

by jizzbiscuit101 August 11, 2021