Trickle-down Theory

The theory or belief that one only needs to apply soap to the head or hair during a shower, as it will "trickle down", affecting the whole body during cleansing.

Foo: "Dude, how do you take such fast showers?"
Bar: "Simple economics... Trickle-down Theory.'

by averagebrine November 11, 2022

small dog theory

Similiar to the Hoop Earring Theory. The size of the dog correlates the level of a woman's promiscuity. The smaller the breed, the higher level of promiscuity.

"Hey man, I met this girl at the dog park. She's got a chihuahua, and she seems into me."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."

by PhinTheHumanZ February 3, 2018

Fridge Fuzz Theory

The fridge fuzz theory suggests that the constant sound or 'Fuzz' that your fridge produces, subconsciously balances your psyche. If this 'Fuzz' were to suddenly disappear, it would cause all sorts of pandemonium; in your body, mind, soul and spirit. The fabric of reality will collapse around you and life as you know it will not be the same until the 'Fuzz' returns.

This element of everyday life does not need to be there, but the fact that it exists is an example of the fridge fuzz theory.

by classyquail October 7, 2023

The Chiseled Wood Theory

The Chiseled Wood theory claims that any object (under the right circumstances and or preferences) can become so valuable to the point that someone would kill another just to obtain it. In this case a singular wood chip. Lets give you an example, lets say that water dissolves from the planet, except for water found in wood. Thus people begin chopping down trees to acquire water from the inside of trunks. Or in a condensed form or shard. Thus a wood chip. This theory can apply to 100 percent of all objects. Even including animal and human feces and piss. Because it still stands as a source of nutrients and water. Even in small quantities. The question goes deeper into identity what is incapable of become worth a persons while. Can a pocket of nothing become worth something? In the saying " Another mans junk is another mans treasure" we can assume that everything (Including literally nothing) can become extremely valuable. We already see this theory in place all around us, air and livestock would be in high demand in space. Thus one thing that is in high abundance (for now) is air on earth. If you were in a life and death situation you would kill the person with the highest air supply. Things change value over time and over sociological preferences and needs.

The Chiseled Wood Theory: everything can have extreme value.

by The Crab people January 19, 2021

The Denim Suit Theory

A situation where the female salesperson or counterpart is so hot she can convince the male party to do something stupid, like buy a denim suit.

That bar clearly use The Denim Suit Theory for their hiring policy.

by PartyInternational June 4, 2018

big bum theory

A concept of space-time in direct correlation of the famous novel The Lorax, in which rules over the lands of the Universe on a plane of balls called a Pool Table. He is retained from the modern being called a God, and is referred as being the mortal spirit that created the universe. The great wars fought out between the Onceler and the Lorax in the battle of Thneedvile caused the ferocious violence between the two famous nations. After the great battle, the Lorax was victorious, bringing home the lands of reality into a place the mere mortals renamed to "The Universe". He refrains from elaborating any further, and as such will not come out in the place that will be hidden in the darkness...

Have you heard of the Intellectual who wrote the Big Bum Theory?

by Gods upon the Lorax May 20, 2022

hot food theory

according to the cult kweed f4, every word that ends with "ood" sounds extremely hilarious
it's maybe because they have a weird sense of humor and are immature
the theory came from michael rosen's "hot food" vine

examples include jood, the hot food version of judy
hayden as hood
anna or apple as aood (you can't even pronounce this which makes it even weirder)
i would be surprised if you found this funny as well but please do give it a try on your name

oood bood (ok bye)

a: have you heard of the hot food theory
b: i am already laughing
a: aood lood
b: hood zood
a & b: joooooooood goooooooood
a: it makes no sense
b: ikr

by superiorlesbian September 25, 2020