national hold hands day

april 17 & 18 hold hands with your boy best friend if you’re a girl. if you’re a boy hold hands with your girl best friend. if your a circle hold hands with a square idk

“hey didn’t you hear? it’s national hold hands day”

by masterflex3000 April 16, 2019

"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold

What you do to remindingly indicate to someone dat you're patiently waiting for him to tell you an answer, finish up with something, etc.

You hafta be careful about employing da "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold technique to gently pressure someone to get his a** in gear and be forthcoming with whatever action he's supposed to be doing for you --- some people really enjoy said catchy tune, and so your melodiously warbling it might actually SLOW HIM DOWN because he loves listening to it so much; heck, you might even PUT HIM TO SLEEP if you softly vocalize said soothing melody for too long a time! :P

by QuacksO January 13, 2024

Beast Hold

That nappy-headed feeling you get from smokin' good beasters.

I was about to mail the rent check but I've been stuck in a beast hold.

by Sum Hai Guy October 21, 2010

holding up a 0

holding up a 0 means you like grown men.

“oh he is holding up a 0, he most like grown men”

by Kkkuuutttyyy June 20, 2022

hold soundtrack

The music played over the phone when on hold.

iPad gets dropped and smashes tonight so we call Apple and on Apple's hold soundtrack is Bob Marley singing 'don't worry, about a thing, 'cuz every little thing's gonna be alright'.

by DCofTO December 15, 2013

hold frank

another word for fuck you

hey buddy hold frank

by johnporkfromoblock March 9, 2025

Baby’s arm holding an apple

An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”

“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”

by milfndenver July 8, 2024