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i love you, you love me.

*kid singing children songs*
me: “dude are you like 5?”
kid: “yeah, five inches deep in your mom
suck my dick you stoopit bitch -samara (i love you, you love me.)
by samara paisley May 9, 2020
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i will cut you

Verbial Phrase: What Kelsey and Maggie are going to do to Lexie because she is pretending to be in a comatose state and does not respond to their extensions of potential growths in their friendships.
Kelsey: O.M.G. Maggie, is that Lexie?
Maggie: L.O.L. I totally think it is...

Lexie casually strolls up

Lexie: Hey guys...Sup?
Kelsey: Sup?
Lexie: Yeah...Sup? What's Good Witcha?
Maggie: Are you Fuhrull?
Lexie: Huh?
Kelsey: I WILL CUT YOU!!!
by Killer Kelsey February 1, 2009
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I Love You Like Kanye Loves Kanye

A way to describe how much you love someone, using the fact that Kanye loves Kanye way more than he should.
by Imafatasscunt December 17, 2021
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"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.
@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.
by Hj7p-eg August 19, 2018
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I herd you liek your profile picture

Phrase. Can only be used in the instance were someone on a social networking site has a Mudkip as their profile picture.
Person 1: I herd you liek Mudkipz.
Person 2: No, "I herd you liek your profile picture" should be used in this instance you noob.
by Mcxtreme November 18, 2010
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i pay you zero point no attention

not paying that person any more attention;usually said after a stupid comment
ayana: tell me why i just got sent out of class!

liz: what did you do?

ayana: nigguh why you got to assume i did something.

liz: oh lord ok what happened ?

ayana: i spit at the teacher.

liz:i pay you zero point no attention right now.
by dayotemi June 9, 2011
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i like you so much I might actually tell you

Engineering Calculus:
As the tangent to the curve approaches infinity:
Variable Constraints Include:

Time
Location
Romantic Implication
Humourous Viability
Sexual Implication
Newton's Law

Results can be extrapolated by isolating one variable.
Ex.
Girl: I don't like ditzes.
Boy: I don't like ditzes either.
Girl: I like cheese
Boy: Mee too.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you
x = romantic implication

Ex 2:

Boy: I like funny sarcastic bobble heads
Girl: I'm a funny sarcastic bobble head
Boy: I like you so much I might actually tell you
Girl: Ew you're creepy.
x = humourous viability + sexual implications

Ex 3:
Girl: Hi stranger, pay attention to me.
Boy: You're pretty.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you.
Boy: Your positive?
x= newton's law, time, location
by JuneBugette December 7, 2010
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