hit by Lightning

Oblique reference to Kill Hannah song, Lightning Causes Madness. Used by extremely obsessed fans.

Used to say you're mad, as in crazy/mental, or mad as in pissed off.

Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning
Non KH fan: Wtf?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I'm mad at you, you retarded fuck.

Mental home receptionist: How can I help you?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning, I need help.

by Anonymous Mat October 27, 2007

Recession Hit

When you can't afford to buy any herb because of tough times, so instead you scrape your pipe and smoke the resin.

"You got any weed?" asks Jared.
"No, money is tight, but we can take a recession hit," replied George.

by Octopi_ATL March 10, 2009

club hit

to hit one in the rib cage, preferably while in a bar pissed drunk. mainly one with whom you have beef

i gave him a choice: become my biznitch or take a club hit

by joe March 19, 2003

hit money

you are ugly, uglier then ugly “hit money”

Maddie beichner is hit money

by swagmoneybunny March 14, 2021

switch hit

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Ambixdextrous self-pleasure.

Joe had to switch hit when he broke his right hand.

by Henkinfoinc November 02, 2014

screen hit

When the last hit of pot in a bowl turns the screen cherry red.

Dennis: I just got a huge screen hit. Joe: Enjoy the ride brother.

by JoeyBomm July 01, 2020

Hit by a truck

If someone's intestines are not laying on the ground, they don't look like they got hit by a truck. If they don't get airborne, they didn't go flying. Stepping backwards a few feet isn't the same thing as getting knocked airborne for many yards.

The guy stepped backwards a few feet to keep his balance after being pushed. He didn't get knocked airborne and he wasn't hamburger meat, so he didn't go flying or look like he had been hit by a truck, no matter how much the bubbly girl wanted her bubble and her story inflated. Hit by a truck tends to get a bit messier than what actually happened.

by Solid Mantis April 05, 2021