Certain people of the indie variety who may be considered Hipster in most circles, but never actually went full hipster. A proto hipster has the ability to acknowledge cultural norms, and chooses to exceed them to an extent.
A proto hipster must meet all of these conditions to be considered: does not wear douchebag v-necks on a daily basis or often, does not have a moustache or a full beard, does not wear fake glasses, does not wear buddy holly glasses regardless of weather they are real or fake, does not have visible tattoos, does not have dyed hair, does not wear beanies when it is not cold, does not drink PBR or any other "indie" beer, is not vegetarian, vegan, or on a gluten-free diet.
A proto hipster is generally one who wears funky clothes that does not excessively succeed cultural norms, and listens to obscure music, and watches old or weird movies
A proto hipster must meet all of these conditions to be considered: does not wear douchebag v-necks on a daily basis or often, does not have a moustache or a full beard, does not wear fake glasses, does not wear buddy holly glasses regardless of weather they are real or fake, does not have visible tattoos, does not have dyed hair, does not wear beanies when it is not cold, does not drink PBR or any other "indie" beer, is not vegetarian, vegan, or on a gluten-free diet.
A proto hipster is generally one who wears funky clothes that does not excessively succeed cultural norms, and listens to obscure music, and watches old or weird movies
by AAAaaahhh September 28, 2011
Get the Proto Hipstermug. Hipster: Should I buy that rare "Joy Division" EP, or should I buy soap?
Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.
Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.
by Innocent Bystander Guy October 23, 2010
Get the Hipster Showermug. Combination of hippy and hipster. Has all the outward features of a hipster, including clothes, facial hair and taste in music, but eats a lot of acid (or psychedlic drugs in general) and has political and moral beliefs that fall in line with a hippy.
Man, look at that guys beard. he is such an acid hipster. He wont stop talking about God or about how good the new Arcade Fire album is.
by The Acid Hipster October 13, 2010
Get the acid hipstermug. A popular dance among the hipster community in which one twists the body while still holding there starbucks coffee straight up, they also keep there head from moving so there thick rimmed glasses wont fall off.
I went down to the local Starbucks and i see a group of vegetarians doing the hipster twister to the easy listening adult alternative in the Starbucks.
by justnatebra March 15, 2011
Get the Hipster Twistermug. Phrase uttered when encountering an unexpected hipster sighting in the wild. Can also be used to poke fun at a friend who just inadvertently said something hipster.
by parallel_master June 13, 2018
Get the hipster alertmug. Known as a mega faggot and and a total dickbag to others. Thinks to be a total jock but irl, just a sad and pathetic man child. Usually faps twice a day to hentai and furries. Most lives in their parents basement.
by Konostrphy garbanza August 1, 2016
Get the Edgy hipstermug. by megerachi January 28, 2012
Get the cologne hipstermug.