Hipster Shower

Taking a shower only once every two weeks, or never.

Hipster: Should I buy that rare "Joy Division" EP, or should I buy soap?

Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.

by Innocent Bystander Guy October 23, 2010

acid hipster

Combination of hippy and hipster. Has all the outward features of a hipster, including clothes, facial hair and taste in music, but eats a lot of acid (or psychedlic drugs in general) and has political and moral beliefs that fall in line with a hippy.

Man, look at that guys beard. he is such an acid hipster. He wont stop talking about God or about how good the new Arcade Fire album is.

by The Acid Hipster October 13, 2010

Edgy hipster

Known as a mega faggot and and a total dickbag to others. Thinks to be a total jock but irl, just a sad and pathetic man child. Usually faps twice a day to hentai and furries. Most lives in their parents basement.

OMG he is such an edgy hipster i just wanna tear his dick off.

by Konostrphy garbanza August 1, 2016

hipster alert

Phrase uttered when encountering an unexpected hipster sighting in the wild. Can also be used to poke fun at a friend who just inadvertently said something hipster.

"There's something deeply noble about growing your own vegetables."

"Hipster alert!"

by parallel_master June 13, 2018

cologne hipster

one who becomes personally offended when they discover their scent of choice on another person.

"He just told me I have no right to smell like him. What a cologne hipster!"

by megerachi January 28, 2012

Hipster Twister

A popular dance among the hipster community in which one twists the body while still holding there starbucks coffee straight up, they also keep there head from moving so there thick rimmed glasses wont fall off.

I went down to the local Starbucks and i see a group of vegetarians doing the hipster twister to the easy listening adult alternative in the Starbucks.

by justnatebra March 15, 2011

Double Hipster

A hipster who has out hipstered anyone else in terms of irony to the point where they are more that a hipster. In theory, there can be triple hipsters and higher, but these individuals are either gay or Kanye West.

I don't dress like a hipster, but I do it to be ironic because I am a hipster, so that makes me a double hipster.

by Random Yelling February 28, 2011