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Proto Hipster

Certain people of the indie variety who may be considered Hipster in most circles, but never actually went full hipster. A proto hipster has the ability to acknowledge cultural norms, and chooses to exceed them to an extent.
A proto hipster must meet all of these conditions to be considered: does not wear douchebag v-necks on a daily basis or often, does not have a moustache or a full beard, does not wear fake glasses, does not wear buddy holly glasses regardless of weather they are real or fake, does not have visible tattoos, does not have dyed hair, does not wear beanies when it is not cold, does not drink PBR or any other "indie" beer, is not vegetarian, vegan, or on a gluten-free diet.
A proto hipster is generally one who wears funky clothes that does not excessively succeed cultural norms, and listens to obscure music, and watches old or weird movies
Naw dude, I'm a proto hipster cause I never went full hipster.
by AAAaaahhh September 28, 2011
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Hipster Shower

Taking a shower only once every two weeks, or never.
Hipster: Should I buy that rare "Joy Division" EP, or should I buy soap?

Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.
by Innocent Bystander Guy October 23, 2010
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acid hipster

Combination of hippy and hipster. Has all the outward features of a hipster, including clothes, facial hair and taste in music, but eats a lot of acid (or psychedlic drugs in general) and has political and moral beliefs that fall in line with a hippy.
Man, look at that guys beard. he is such an acid hipster. He wont stop talking about God or about how good the new Arcade Fire album is.
by The Acid Hipster October 13, 2010
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Hipster Twister

A popular dance among the hipster community in which one twists the body while still holding there starbucks coffee straight up, they also keep there head from moving so there thick rimmed glasses wont fall off.
I went down to the local Starbucks and i see a group of vegetarians doing the hipster twister to the easy listening adult alternative in the Starbucks.
by justnatebra March 15, 2011
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hipster alert

Phrase uttered when encountering an unexpected hipster sighting in the wild. Can also be used to poke fun at a friend who just inadvertently said something hipster.
"There's something deeply noble about growing your own vegetables."

"Hipster alert!"
by parallel_master June 13, 2018
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Edgy hipster

Known as a mega faggot and and a total dickbag to others. Thinks to be a total jock but irl, just a sad and pathetic man child. Usually faps twice a day to hentai and furries. Most lives in their parents basement.
OMG he is such an edgy hipster i just wanna tear his dick off.
by Konostrphy garbanza August 1, 2016
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cologne hipster

one who becomes personally offended when they discover their scent of choice on another person.
"He just told me I have no right to smell like him. What a cologne hipster!"
by megerachi January 28, 2012
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