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grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun/ variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'): one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern WASP capitalism, people like John Locke or Thomas Hobbes.
by Sexydimma January 4, 2017
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to grab floof

the act of grabbing someone's tail, considered by many culture as an act of unseisoness, when you grab someone's floof they considered unseiso too
A: That guy used to grab floof left and right.
B: What!? That's so unseiso!
by smolrabbit August 6, 2025
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National grab dick day

On April 12th, it’s national grab dick day. When you walk by him grab his dick
Just walk by and grab his dick, it’s “national grab dick day
by BRI lewis April 11, 2019
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Mr. Grab-a-bitch-athon

A man typically chasing after love so many times only to get dumped or cheated on but still continues to choose a wrong woman that don't really care about him.

Usually shallow and often tries more hard getting to know a person and infatuate himself thinking he's in love / loving the person rather than spending most his time trying to look for more important things in life. Something that 95% of most love singers and fanfic writers end up from.
Lou: Why does he keep jumping woman to woman just to feel happy even though they keep rejecting him many times already, is it that he likes to be hurt or what?

Jones: He certainly is a Mr. Grab-a-bitch-athon than he is a playboy or a stud, that's for sure.
by Doctor Whomst'd've what? September 18, 2025
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International grab boob day

Every year on April 12th it’s international grab boob day! Go out And grab some big rocks.
by Analclipper101 April 12, 2019
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national grab your gf thighs day- Damn little momma let me get ahold of those so thighs
by Plaguey September 8, 2022
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National Grab Ass Day

Grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may
Hey tomorrow is may 4th, did you know that you are supposed to grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may, or better known as “National Grab Ass Day”.
by spainsh April 30, 2024
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