Gooberschnärf

An extremely annoying person.

You absolute GOOBERSCHNÄRF

by thesigma. February 9, 2026

Goober mouth

A felacious women that sucks your dick while you're on the toilet taking a shit

Last night I goober mouthed that bitch and she loved it

by mdubdabsdubs February 17, 2026

Goober Jar

Sticking ur penis in a peanut butter and jelly jar

I went inside my cabinet grabbed that sexy ass new goober jar and got so horny i put a condom on for protection and fuck the shit out that goober jar it had faces on it.

by StickyGump April 6, 2026

Goober

A goofy ass Edgelord who does NOTHING for society but just spreads hate online or a lazy person who lacks IQ

you got a F in PE!?!? Fucking fat ass goober

by THIST October 19, 2025

Goobert

a fucking goobert

“you built like a fuckass goobert”

by mike caulkhertz December 1, 2025

goobertization

the act of befriending a Goobertizer, and becoming a downright goober. Heavily linked to increases in sillyness and tomfoolery. May cause death.

Person 1: "Dude, I don't know, this Goobertizer seems like a pretty cool guy."
Person 2: "Yeah, you know what? I AGREE! Let us undergo goobertization!!!"
Person 1: "Yayyy!!!"

by The Goobertizer January 17, 2026

sand goober

When you put your foundation on so thick, you look like you came out of the wall

This morning she looked like a sand goober with her 100 pounds of foundation

by Sweetheart September 24, 2007