facebook delusion disorder

You think there are secret hidden facebook messages meant just for you, when in reality, you are an idiot.

Also known as FDD.

"He just checked in at the bar. I think he wants me to meet him there."

"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."

"No really, I think this one was meant for me."

"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."

by SPApproved February 19, 2012

Facebook communication vessel

on Facebook, a trusted friend you ask (as a favor to you) to say hello- or send any other messages- on your behalf to another Facebook user who either deleted their account or doesn't want to talk to you on Facebook.

My friend Steven actually invented the phrase Facebook communication vessel when I asked him to say hello on my behalf to another common friend of ours who didn't want to talk to me and Steven refused.

by Sexydimma October 2, 2013

That is SO going on Facebook!

The 21st century equivalent of calling something a "Kodak moment." It's not only good enough to photograph, but you are compelled upload it to your wall on Facebook for all to see.

"Look! That poodle is doing the Macarena!"

"That is SO going on Facebook!" (pointing smartphone and clicking away)

by MILatino July 8, 2011

Facebook friends with benefits

1. People who you add on social network websites likeFacebook for the sole purpose of using them to get benefits from their games such as Farmville, Cafe World, etc.

2. Someone you added on Facebook so that others will think more highly of you because of the association.

Minutes after that bombshell Rachel added me on Facebook I recieved a neighbour request for Farmville. We must be facebook friends with benefits.

Now that I've added the band members of Killswitch Engage on my facebook, noone will think I'm a loser anymore! =D

by TeamAwesomeAssemble October 22, 2009

Facebook Thuggin

When another person,usually a hater, posts on yer wall or status trying to be hard and when you see them in person they dont say anything and barely make eye-contact.

Kayla:(writing on status) You aint bout nothing, you aint tryna see me in these hands.

Ashley:(checks status) hmmmm.. delete
AT School the next dayy..
Kayla:(walking pas ahley on hush mode)

Ashley: She straight facebook thuggin

by Zappy200 January 25, 2011

Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder

A common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: One in person, and one on Facebook.

Kevin: "Damn, have you met that girl I work with L'fondra?"
George: "Yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on Facebook. She must have Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder."

by BeauFIDAWG June 13, 2011

facebook stalk

Verb. To ascertain information about an individual through the internet networking site Facebook.

Paige: How did you know that about me?
Tom: I facebook stalked it.
Paige: Woah, creepy.
Tom: You facebook stalk, too. Don't lie.
Paige: Oh yes. You are so clever.

by Ricky Williams and Dante's Inferno February 25, 2008