Deuces Fecum

1: When a lawyer poops while reading, preferably in a suit.

2: The art of defecating and billing a client simultaneously.

Right before the deposition, Eric had to deliver a Deuces Fecum to the men's room.

by soxfan09 March 16, 2010

feces

When something bad happens

That Cubs loss was feces.
Antonymn: fecal
That Cubs victory was fecal

by Jubbernaut June 8, 2004

feck

often misused as a substitute for the word 'fuck' this word is used to specify a large quantity

a feck of books
jaysus, thats a feck of lies

by Just Crusty July 8, 2005

Fecker

Pertaining particularly to the crowd of bar going loose women in the Pittsburgh area who consider themselves to be models. These gals can be spotted performing "photo shoots" all around the city with creepy half rated photographers and all seem to have the idea that they are the next best thing in the modeling world. The majority of the ladies do not have the looks or work ethic to back up this concept but do partake in enough drugs to create the illusion that they're about to be big time. The name comes from Angie Fec, a local designer of a label called "Sew Addicted" who organizes many of Pittsburgh's fashion shows and uses these women to further her own career.

Q: Why does that girl think so highly of herself?
A: She's a fecker.

by PGHRJL June 1, 2010

feck

Watered down version of the word "fuck." Many use it so as they implie the word fuck, but by not actually saying it they seem to appear less offensive

"Feck Off, You Fecking Feck!"

by Gilbo January 6, 2005

fecubemen

The substance, composed of feces and lubricant (and sometimes semen and saliva), which coats the penis and anus of participants after anal sex.

Damn bitch, that stinky fecubemen stained my sheets! You better pay for them before I bust a cap in that fecubemen-filled ass of yours!

by Crazy Eyes August 21, 2004

fecc

Far East Coast Cartel

1. a political group started by two aspiring Desis who were tired of being oppressed and decided taking back what was theirs.

P.S. Atif, the desi-betrayer sucks and is a disgrace to the cause.

The f.e.c.c. is gonna take over the world.

by Boss Dani March 2, 2005