eastern oregon university

A place that wants to be a university desperately but fails at every level. Set in a town far far away where everything closes and nothing is open. This place will do anything to lure you there. The weekends seem like a scene from 28 days later. People like football and Trump. If the taco bell (10 minutes away) wasn`t open sometimes, people will start killing each other.

I can`t remember if I was walking around Eastern Oregon University or watching the shining. I should`ve pinched myself.

by elviaje26 November 26, 2016

East end eye opener

When you coat your finger in coffee grounds and shove it up her ass.

You should have seen her face when the percolator finished and I gave her the East End Eye Opener.

by Snooplumptylump February 17, 2017

east bumble gut residential

A rehab center in the middle of east bumble fuck for bumble guts and bobby's alike. These people are sent here because they can't stop smoking or doing drugs even for a month or two.

Crackhead 1: Bro, I can't believe Bobby is going to east bumble gut residential .
Crackhead 2: yea, we warned that fiend to stop smoking.

by East bobbygut June 7, 2018

East Man

A nigga that is loyal, have time for his girl, appreciate his girl, have time for his girl and down for only his girl

East Man is needed in your life

by 😎🙂🤫 July 13, 2018

east bumfuck

Directions: Drive a couple of hours into the middle of no where. When you get to that point, it's only a few more hours away!

east bumfuck Is no were

by Game mode 0 July 23, 2018

east tennessee sewer trout

A bowel movement of epic proportions, whole body feels better after releasing East Tennessee sewer trout. Usually happens after a bout of constipation.

Poop shit bowel movement

I'll catch you later, I have to go release some East Tennessee sewer trout

by s&p_hater September 10, 2018

Easter SZN

When you love easter and you go full out with like hiding chocolates, dressing as the Easter bunny and having an Easter egg scavenger hunt.

Lina: Why is Mai so excited for Easter, like dressing as the Easter bunny. She is so extra
Micheal: She must love that Easter SZN

by Uduegdiej November 11, 2018