A man with an abnormally large penis, formerly known as a monster cock.
Dylan Pohl's penis also tames all the bitches, including some men.
One of the most beautiful, rare, magical, and majestic sights around.
In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangoes and relax on the beach.
His middle name is commonly known as "HasABig"
To be a Dylan Pohl, you must be at least 99% man, 83% cock, .1% feminem, and 200% dragon.
Dylan Pohl's penis also tames all the bitches, including some men.
One of the most beautiful, rare, magical, and majestic sights around.
In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangoes and relax on the beach.
His middle name is commonly known as "HasABig"
To be a Dylan Pohl, you must be at least 99% man, 83% cock, .1% feminem, and 200% dragon.
"Did you see Dylan Pohl's huge penis?"
"It was totally dragging behind him!"
"You can't handle the girth"
"I almost got 1/4 of his head in my mouth"
"That's more than me!!"
"It was totally dragging behind him!"
"You can't handle the girth"
"I almost got 1/4 of his head in my mouth"
"That's more than me!!"
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Symptomatic of many illnesses.
6'1 tall.
6 phone cases for a singular phone.
Remembers too much information.
Uses the internet non stop.
Symptomatic of many illnesses.
6'1 tall.
6 phone cases for a singular phone.
Remembers too much information.
Uses the internet non stop.
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