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Don't dress up for hoes

A defense for criticism accusing one of being sloppy, unattractive, or unprepared. It suggests that the upcoming event or people in it are not worthy of the effort, or outcome is bought and paid for.
"Is that what you are wearing to Thanksgiving dinner? You know my grandma will be there. At least take a shower!"

"Whatever man, I don't dress up for hoes."
by R. Lethe February 19, 2025
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British Salad Dressing

Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.
He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.
by DebTheCat April 28, 2025
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Lebby (Caeleb) Dressel

That lucky-assed swimmer who knows nothing but gets into a routine someone else with the smarts has made for him to earn millions, as he squanders it on mansions, and the general materialist belongings with zero regard for the poor who are suffering, meanwhile telling himself he is spiritual and righteous for always expecting to be the biggest winner in the pool. Also a complete moron and douche for pretending to know his sport and getting depressed for hiding his insecurities. A complete hypocrite and buffoon.
Hahahaha is that Lebby (Caeleb) Dressel? I heard he recently made a face tattoo, and an eye tattoo is coming next for the vibes and for fitting into the social class!
by MatrixEnergeticWar June 15, 2025
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Top fuel dragsters

Some of the fastest accelerating, loudest and most brutal vehicles in the world.
Top fuel dragsters are louder than a rock concert or a jet taking off. They’re epic. The engines have to be rebuilt after every run as pumping out 11000 horsepower isn’t an easy task.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 14, 2025
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well put me in a dress and call me susie

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf
by raybeez February 10, 2022
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woman who never wore a dress

millie is woman who never wore a dress just baggy jeans

Tommmm
by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024
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