Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.
by Barakabomba May 4, 2024

when the fist is clenched and ready to smack the crap outta someone/thing it is referred to as a "Deuce"
You say that one more time and im gonna have to give you the deuce
I got a couple of deuces with your name on 'em
I got a couple of deuces with your name on 'em
by Steve the Joker November 12, 2003

A tall guy. A very loud annoying child. He has no friends and is gay. He hasn't came out yet. He is nice if he gets his way. Besides that he's an ass.
Deuce no one likes you.
by Glorious solitary lad April 16, 2022

by 2 Centz Nuisance May 8, 2022

Yo, I just ate a monster burrito that earned me V.I.P. entry to Club Deuce tonight.
john, crapper, privy
john, crapper, privy
by JCsuperstar January 17, 2007

by SpotemGotem_1646 August 14, 2024

When one is sick on the toilet with chronic diarrhea and mid shit the urge to vomit arises leading to the person grabbing the garbage can and vomiting as they also expel diarrhea from their ass.
Person 1: "Dude what went on in there are you feeling okay?"
Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."
Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."
by Hey Jack August 8, 2014
