Dave Minter

The coolest dad ever. The legend dave minter is a dad whos a lad.

"Yoooo your dads a dave minter mann"
"Why that"
"He just gave me a free tv, LEGEND"

by Debitcard27 November 10, 2016

dave the magical cheese wizard

hes OBVIOUSLY a magical cheese wizard

"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"

by bigmanfart_42 December 18, 2023

Daved

Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.

Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.

David came over last night daved me pretty good.

I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.

David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.

Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.

When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"

by NOS4A2 December 18, 2021

Dave Neal

A verb used when watching Dave Neal's (power recapper's) YouTube channel.

I'm going to go do some laundry and Dave Neal it.

by iwillbenkoyou January 22, 2022

Dave Cormier

A sexy man with a beastly beard. Legend has it women orgasm as he walks by them.

"Did you feel a breeze?"
"No but i think i just had a Dave Cormier in my pants"

by Wolfgangmang February 10, 2017

Dave Day

A working day where an employee starts late, has a long lunch, goes missing for long periods during the day and then leaves early

Dave had a Dave Day today

by NorthernScm June 21, 2015

Dave Dimachke

Dumb motherfucker lives in O Park KS

Dave Dimachke was trolling on some noobs jk hes gay

by mddimachke June 10, 2011