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cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack
the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process
by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024
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cracker slapped

A cracker slap is getting slapped with a cracker by a cracker.
by i'm babi January 30, 2024
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Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.
by Wafflestompin06 February 15, 2024
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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Cracker bible

I met Keith for my daily dose of crack and he pulled out his cracker bible for me to read while I got bummed because I didn’t have enough money
by I am Keith March 23, 2024
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cracker fantasy

A white persons fetish of colonizing and gentrifying certain cultures/countries and their attributes, or language, for their own sexual pleasure; usually in an offensive manner. (A racist fetish)
Carson: I can’t wait to call my girl a n*gger during our hardcore BDSM sex sessions again! She’s the best sex slave! I guess you could say it’s my cracker fantasy 😏
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cracker stack

My father disowned me when he found out I was the bottom of a cracker stack
by LoserBun May 5, 2024
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