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The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.
Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.
by Gogie January 9, 2023
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Comrade Cooper

The new dictator of the Soviet Socialist State of Northern Carolina (SSSNR). He came up with a new curfew and now everyone back on provisional license.
Comrade Cooper has just announced that North Carolina will secede from the United States and that it will form it's own country The Soviet Socialist of Northern Carolina (SSSNR).
by Very cool band kid named Jimmy December 11, 2020
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Cooper

Cooper is awesome funny keeps secrets very well hidden and is small but strong and secrets.
Cooper acts a dumbass
by FeetBOI April 8, 2021
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cooper likes over-aged women

cooper is a 15 year old boy who likes over aged women because anytime he sees a woman of age 50+ he gets super hard and his massive wings allow him to fly over and rizz up the moderately grandma lookin ah woman
Cooper: oh my, I'm so hard for granny over there.
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much
by CraZYDuck25 February 3, 2025
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Cooper

A confident and sexy guy who is very caring and is a great fighter and is very athletic and good at drawing and games he is very creative.
Hey can I be like Cooper daddy 'you wish
by Marcus cooly December 19, 2018
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BARRY COOPER

ZIONIST IDIOT WHO OVERCHARGES FOR SERVICES
VERY EXSVPENSIVE "ARREST INSURANCE"
...AND IS UNWARE HE PERFORMS SLANDER AND LIBEL AND A LITERAL BULLY
NEVER GET BUSTED OBSCENELY EXPENSIVE SERVICE

BARRY COOPER
by OBJECTIVE TRUTH June 5, 2024
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Cooper

A hyperactive person with the mind of a 6 year old. Not good at spelling and gets VERY VERY angry at pretty much nothing.
Cooper shut the hell up about your phone I only dropped it from two feet.
by unoriginalmemist June 6, 2018
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