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Newport Coast

A very small 'town' made of a shopping center and many neighborhoods close to Newport Beach. Located in southern california in orange county, newport coast is made up over 70% white people, 25% asian, 4% persian/arabic 0.9% other and has 0.1% black people. Full of very rich houses usually at more than 2 mil a piece, however has one apartment community and a few ones with town houses. Has very expensive places to shop, eat, and have fun that most people in the U.S. cannot afford, or do very rarely.

Ultimately a bubble that kids don't want to go out of because it seems like the nicest place on earth, an exclusive community that is like a safer, smaller, and less expensive version of Beverly Hills.

For some of the poorer people its like a less hot/humid Florida with virtually no black people (less than 3 black people in their K-6 elementary school) with higher quality everything: places to live, eat, shop, hang out, and do everything else rich primarily white people do.
Little kid: "Mommy what's that?"
Mom: "An african american person, be careful not to scare it. They are very rare in these parts of the country (Newport Coast)."
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Dude: So what did you do today?
Friend: Oh, i bought 7 cars with my dad
Dude: But you're 12
Friend: It's a yearly thing
Dude: Oh okay i understand you. What kinds?
Friend: I dunno no, i think they're called laymborGUYneez
by Nick- a white person name July 14, 2011
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Constatine

A black as dude that hits on every girl and acts black but really isn't, isn't good at basketball or track just good at sucking dick
I hate That dude he's such a constatine
by Constatine November 10, 2016
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Under construction

Sorry this word is under construction :/
This site is under construction sorry :/ go do something else
by Mystical cat July 25, 2019
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coastism

–noun 1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various people of the United States determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that those living on a coast is superior to others, especially middle America.
2. hatred or intolerance of people from middle america.
3. The belief that where one grew up in the US accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular area is superior to others.
4. Discrimination or prejudice based on being raised on a coast.
I think I've developed coastism after hanging out with all those knuckleheads from Arkansas today.
by D-Rock in SD January 25, 2008
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Constitution

A document that Ultra-Conservative, fascist jackasses think allows for integration of church and state, constant surveillance, and media censorship.
Basically ignored to pursue the "greater good" of a Christian Theocracy.

If this doesn't frighten you, I don't know what can.
The FCC now fines $500,000 for every act of "indecency", something completely subjective, but normally defined as being "Offensive".

I find it offensive when a government official says "God"...
by SkullWolf December 1, 2004
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coaster

A non offensive or graphic euphamism for a gay man who prefers being on the bottom. Credit to Adam Carolla.
Are you a tumbler or a coaster?
by listener1 January 21, 2011
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Constant

A constant is a person in your life who you can always count on and trust... its basically another word for Best friend.

An Extremely hot person who has the best personality & is a very unique individual. There have been plenty of people who have attempted to imitate the King and failed horribly. He has a body that is able to intake massive amounts of alcohol with ease. Also, he could possibly be one of the funniest person in life. ever. He is considered a God among men and magnificent man beast for the ladies. Also has an extremely huge cock.

He is the hidden leader of mankind, basically.
Person 1; Shit, there goes king constant, he just walked by us.

Person 2; I am not worthy.
by Jodie Carr January 26, 2015
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