Clit bandit

When a friend you trusted fucks your current or ex-girlfriend.

Rick is such a clit bandit he slept with Debra, John's ex-girlfriend.

by Steve3678 May 28, 2023

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A clit of pesto

A small dollop of pesto, "clit" meaning dollop/mound/blob in this case.

The word "clit" can only be defined as a "dollop" in this specific scenario.
For example, you can not say "a clit of sour cream", that makes no sense, it only works with pesto.

This pasta would be really good with some pesto, I'll just have a clit of pesto on the side.
I am not sure I like pesto, just serve me a clit of pesto to try.

by Ramonybologne February 17, 2025

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Clit Recluse

When a female is sexually disordered caused by The mindless/ subconscious State of Mind. Often due to the “poor me” or self pity level of depression and/or is currently in experiencing extreme “basic bitch” episodes.

Outward projection by denying others and herself pleasure due to low self esteem and/or body image dysmorphia..

No bro, that chick seems hopeless. Defefinity has that “clit recluse”vibe. I wouldn’t buy her a drink, if I were you.

by LaurLaurBoobz April 13, 2024

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clit smash

The point during sex were the women is about to orgasm, when she says "I'm cumming" the male pulls out his dick and beats the living shit out of her clit till her pussy litteraly exsploeds.

You won't like me when I'm angry "clit smash"

by Fucmehjerry November 8, 2017

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Clit Vulture

The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.

Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!

Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss

That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.

by thefishbin August 31, 2011

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