Clitting

Relative to the term "Are you kidding me?", but with a gay terminology.
Are you clitting me John right now?! You didn't wax your ass.
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clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.
Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.
by Salty Sausage June 04, 2011
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Clit-stain

1) A low down, dirty, no good male or female with intentions to make another person's life as miserable as their own.
That clit-stain told my gal we went out to eat last week and had sexual relations after we ate.
by Cheekeasy March 19, 2019
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Clit-phobia

Egyptian men suffer from clit-phobia, so they circumcise their women.
by Al3essam May 01, 2021
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clit conqueror

Someone who knows how to use any and all god given and materialistic instruments to get you off. (this can also just be you to yourself) They probably are a pleasing type and have spent extensive hours doing research, listening to podcast, and practicing
Call her daddy episode “how to have an orgasm” with dr emily morse - shows you how to be a clit conqueror
by ShmeeBaby December 18, 2022
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Walking Clit

A female, dominant in a relationship with a man, usually barking all the orders, and over-speaking him at every possible chance, especially when his male co-workers or peers are present
Bro! Tell that "walking clit" of yours she needs to take a break, before she makes a break, are you allowed to go for a beer??
by 632_xoxo January 18, 2018
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Clit-hanger

The female equivalent of blue balls. A slang term to refer to a mildly painful feeling in the clitoris of unrelieved sexual arousal. It can also refer to “sexual frustration” in general.
Mike was always being a tease and always left Jane on a clit-hanger...
by RoloRolo December 16, 2023
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