premature coochie

Is for bitches with TAP smfh

Gent, you have a premature coochie.

by Brandonthesexymanhahaha September 20, 2020

Designer Coochie

Designer Coochie is a term for the coochie, vaginie, cooter, when it is that of a MTF trans person. When you get the surgery, you have yourself a designer coochie! whether it be a gucci coochie or a versace ver-boxy, it’s designer!

“Oh my god girl I finally have my designer coochie.”
“did the doctors do her good?”
“oh she’s definitely a designer coochie, leather seats with built in heaters.”
“yes girl!”

by Disgracefxl December 3, 2020

chicken coochie

its when your gay friends make fun of popcorn chicken as "chicken coochie"

guys i want to eat some chicken coochie

by dominic-glatt January 18, 2021

poggers coochie

when your having sex and u cum in the girl but she suddenly says she has clymidia

boy: cumming
girl:sorry man, i have clymidia
boy:poggers coochie

by baldykun March 3, 2021

poopy coochie

when a girl wipes from back to front after taking a shit

lance: she had a poopy coochie
harden: ewww

by torena May 4, 2021

castuchi coochie

A rapid amount of coochie even if you cheat.

Bro! did you see the castuchi coochie that guy got while cheating on his girl!?!?!

by SeteroHexual July 30, 2021

Tender Coochie

A girl who attracts men who pretend to be interested in them only for them too be used or played for sex

Yeah she’s definitely a tender Coochie

by Tender Coochie September 10, 2021