crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.

"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."

by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023

Cannon

A pickpocket.

Every cannon has his own technique.

by Côrno duma figa June 15, 2019

stank cannon

Breath that smells of dying or decaying tissue, rotten food, or other various sorts of awful smells.

I was totally into this chick until she pointed her stank cannon at me.

by Fakebook April 18, 2012

cannon daddy

A mother fucker with a massive chub ass cock

Girl: God damn You big as hell. You gonna be my cannon daddy

by Neapolitanicecream July 10, 2021

cannon

to have sex/fuck someone

Bro, I'm gonna cannon this girl so hard tonight.

by mcgriddleballs March 12, 2025

Cannon

A fucking amazing person that will brighten your day with a charismatic attitude and will always give the best advice and help you.

You should definitely be like them they cannon they’re amazing

by Ronnie love you December 20, 2021

Dusty Cannon

When you insert a large amount of powder into one's vagina, lift your legs into the air and queef to launch a puff of dust into the air.

Man, last night Courtney jammed some cinnamon in her cooch and queefed it out, it was like a dusty cannon

by Praatus July 5, 2025