The Cake Cult

The Cake Cult Is a religion started from the meme “Now I know what’s real and what’s cake”. The cake cult prides in the belief that everything living and non living is entirely made of cake. Though we’re made of cake we’re still eat it. Even in its original form. Though people may look down on our religion we still respect there’s even if what we are is fact.

Have you heard of the new religion The Cake Cult?

by LighterCross/The Cake Pastor August 1, 2020

Cake Bossin

(verb) Fits in place of any verb in any setting. Most commonly used when indulging in cake like activities

Guy 1: Yo where's your brother?
Guy 2: Mane he on the phone Cake Bossin

by BugattiBoy TaCo August 22, 2011

Meat-Cake

A compound word used in reference to man meat and lady cake.

Me and my girl are gonna make some meat-cake for Valentine’s Day

by Meat-Cake master February 14, 2023

Bum cake

A very mean person that has commit a lot of war crimes or someone that stole your sandwich are is just a dumb little mean person

You are a stupid little bum cake

by Gorg_BruhHub October 19, 2023

Schlop Cake

When someone has their underwear on the table and proceeds to put their Diarrhea on top of the underwear and serve it at a family gathering.

“Steve!” “Why did you bring a Schlop Cake to Thanksgiving dinner!”

by Schloperton December 19, 2022

Cake pansy

When a grown ass man in the group wants the tiniest piece of cake

Can you cut me a smaller piece of cake than that? I’m a cake pansy.

by Spirited Chaos April 8, 2023

angel cake

aziraphale from good omens.

aziraphale is so sweet, and he is an angel. he's like an angel cake.

by cherryblossomwine December 1, 2021