butthole milkshake

When you cum in a butthole and drink it out with a straw!

I'm so horny I'm craving a butthole milkshake!

by Ss69Tim December 21, 2016

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Butthole friendly

Any contraband item that will fit into a humans rectum without being too uncomfortable or detected.

Since his incarceration, the inmate has been inquiring about a butthole friendly cell phone.

by Lil Snickers March 20, 2022

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Butthole dreads

Hair around your butthole that catches remnants when wiping. It then knots up and mats into a greasy dreadlock of a mess.

Ouch! My butthole dreads look super cool,but living on the streets has a few dreadful pains in the ass though,lol. I'm thinking about shedding these bottom dwellers. Didn't Weiner dogs hunt rats in the past? Do You think your dog , chomper, can help me? j.k Ugh!I'll call my mom again.

by Essteffun b.s. Steffansen June 25, 2018

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Buttholeism

The philosophy and mindset of being a butthole (also known as meany pants). To be or not to be is the question. But if you find yourself pondering this question, you probably are enacting the idea of of buttholism.

What is your problem Jerry?

"I'm sorry I'm just trying to practice buttholeism, so later I can show my wife."

by Buttholeism September 07, 2021

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Pegged in the butthole guy

Hey! That’s what I was going to say about Pegged in the butthole guy!

Hym “Pegged in the butthole guy thinks he’s the alpha male of our little group but all he does is take passive aggressive jabs at me. You’re not an alpha male Pegged in the butthole guy, you’re the bitch wife of my sexless marriage. Look at yourself you fucking retard! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!”

by Hym Iam November 14, 2022

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