tomato burger

In advertising lingo: A non-event hyped as an event.

The term comes from White Castle's 2005 promotional campaign for the "Roma Tomato Burger" - which was essentially their average white castle burger with a slice of tomato on it.

The campaign was ridiculed and quickly pulled.

"That new campaign's a tomato burger."

by Soros October 26, 2009

After-Burger Salad

When one indulges in a heartily-topped burger, leaving the spillage of lettuce, pickles, onions or whatever toppings they essentially had on their patty in a pile on the table. This pile of condiments is usually consumed, making it salad-like because of the lettuce that spills out.

After I finished eating my double quarter pounder, I quickly lapped up my delicious after-burger salad.

by ColintheMan December 27, 2009

Heesh Burger

A Heesh Burger is an oversized area of upper pussy fat that hangs down to the knees. It's big, hot, steamy and good enough to eat.

I was driving down the street and saw this bitch at the bus stop with a huge heesh burger hanging out the bottom of her nightgown.

by Hiker4twenty November 16, 2011

watermellon burger

A burger with a slice of watermelon on it.

Dang that burger is good what is it. O, it is a watermellon burger.

by watoburger August 16, 2012

Night burger

All that food and uneaten crap you find in bed in the morning after either drinking, sleepwalking, or just getting the midnight munchies. It usually includes leftovers, microwaveable garbage, and just general junk food.

K: Ugh, what's that smell?

H: I slept walked again last night, and those are the remaining night burgers.

K: Get that out of here, it smells like a dead body!

by Lilyitha February 4, 2014

king burger

A parody if Burger King used on MADtv.

Have you heard that Bon Qui Qui got a job at King Burger?

by Emem August 15, 2014

Twat burger

acting like a crazy be'och

Sometimes, other Girl Scout moms act like total twat burgers.

by 7*16*8 October 6, 2015