Making a life decision based upon where you feel your bread is best buttered. Making a choice that is the most beneficial to oneself. Choosing the best path.
"Yo man why did you drop Diana and hook up with Felicia"?
"Man, Diana never cooked. Felecia stays in the kitchen. I had to go with the bread man I had to go with the bread".
"Man, Diana never cooked. Felecia stays in the kitchen. I had to go with the bread man I had to go with the bread".
by dkarez4u June 23, 2005
When you're about to dump your spooge, you spray your load into your partners face, then you grab their head and roll it in the sand; or you can keep a plate of breadcrumbs near the bed.
GirlyGirl: That fucker took me to the beach last night and pulled his dick outta my mouth and came on my face. Then he rolled my face in the sand. Know I know what breaded chicken feels like.
by Buick159 January 15, 2009
Founded in 2003, a man playing WoW came up with a new recipe for an amazing food, and that food is Penis Bread.
The ingredients are:
1 slice of foreskin
1 pound of bread dough
These are the steps too make this item:
1. Slice off a Christians penile foreskin and roll it flat with the roller tool.
2. Get 1 pound of bread dough and also roll the shit out of it.
3. Rip off little pieces of foreskin and place into the bread dough onto random areas of the bread. (Any design is okay).
4. Place the finished dough into an over and bake at 375 degrees F. Let is cook for about 15 minutes, or however long it takes until the bread looks like..well, bread.
5. After 15 minutes is up, let it cool, and you're finished!
6. (optional) Use the fresh Penis Bread for a sandwich or for a nice French Baguette, any other choice is okay.
The ingredients are:
1 slice of foreskin
1 pound of bread dough
These are the steps too make this item:
1. Slice off a Christians penile foreskin and roll it flat with the roller tool.
2. Get 1 pound of bread dough and also roll the shit out of it.
3. Rip off little pieces of foreskin and place into the bread dough onto random areas of the bread. (Any design is okay).
4. Place the finished dough into an over and bake at 375 degrees F. Let is cook for about 15 minutes, or however long it takes until the bread looks like..well, bread.
5. After 15 minutes is up, let it cool, and you're finished!
6. (optional) Use the fresh Penis Bread for a sandwich or for a nice French Baguette, any other choice is okay.
Mom calls her son Timothy around Dinner Time..
"Hello?" -Tim
"Hey Time, is Mom, I need you to come home right way!" -Mom
"But why!?" -Tim
"Because I have a fresh loaf of Penis Bread on the table for us ready to go to town on!" -Mom
"Sweet Mom! You're awesome!" -Tim
"Hello?" -Tim
"Hey Time, is Mom, I need you to come home right way!" -Mom
"But why!?" -Tim
"Because I have a fresh loaf of Penis Bread on the table for us ready to go to town on!" -Mom
"Sweet Mom! You're awesome!" -Tim
by kongaman May 24, 2011
A canabalist term refering to the brain after it's been prepared for serving. The brain is sliced into servings similar to a loaf of bread, and is refered to as "brain bread".
by Bluehawk February 08, 2005
When you put bread bags ( or any other type of bag ) over your new shows so they dont get dirty when you're outside. Then you take of the bags when you get to school ( or wherever ) and you're fresh and clean in the kicks department.
by Kick Stay Clean January 28, 2008
"awww man that wis a puir rager last nite - would'nt find one o them in disco bread its puir toalie"
urban planners office:
"man how can we improve east kilbride?
-dude it's disco bread and ye cannae polish a jobby!"
urban planners office:
"man how can we improve east kilbride?
-dude it's disco bread and ye cannae polish a jobby!"
by Iain mcewan November 11, 2007
She considers herself to be white bread.
by ShelbyCarter August 15, 2014